FIERCE! FIERCE! FIERCE!

Check out the commercial for the German TV channel ProSieben’s “Star Force,” featuring Katy Perry as she performs Teenage Dream!

We almost wish she had gone with this look for her actual music video!

She looks unbelievable! We LOVE it!

Thoughts??

She sure can pick ‘em!

Jennifer Aniston’s reported new man is Harry Morton, a bona fide man whore it seems.

The Hard Rock Hotel heir and founder of Pink Taco restaurants has been linked to several Hollywood clASS acts such as Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Hayden Panettiere.

Is this douchenozzle a John Mayer Part Deux?

We really hope not!

Though Morton’ confesses that he hates the limelight, saying, “It is the worst thing of all time. That is not me…There are people out there who just love it. Not me.”

Ha Ha, oh suuuuure! That’s why you’ve chosen to date some of the biggest names in Hollywood who’ve also been passed around like a hot potato!!

Oh, Manison – please have some self respect and find a decent guy!

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Some families with a whole lotta baggage!

Mayor Jimmy Delshad presented the Key to the City of Beverly Hills to the family of Larry King AND the Kardashian/Jenner clan at the opening night of The Taste of Beverly Hills Festival on Thursday.

We wouldn’t want them traipsing around our city, but that’s just us!

We kid. Congrats disfunctional loving families!

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Homewrecker got herself a job! It’s the same as her old one, (you know, selling information about Jon Gosselin for a profit), but now she gets an official title and hopefully dental!

Hailey Glassman has now become a blogger! Ha!

In her first entry, she writes an effing novel to explain herself and tear into Jon. As we don’t have all day, we highlighted (bolded) some of the better points for you, including more info on Jon’s supposed extortion tactics, the announcement of Hailey’s upcoming BOOK and of course, her reasons why we shouldn’t hate on her. So, Hailey writes:

I first want to address the Jon giving Kate ultimatums/extortion situation. He can deny it and lie, like he does with everything else but the only problem is this time is there is actual proof –his own hand-written notes!

I know, he’s a moron for being such a manipulating con artist. Let’s not forget, this is the man that went on CBS Entertainment Tonight and The Insider claiming “Kate is lying and I didn’t take any money from the account” when in fact we all found out in the end that it was a LIE, with evidence of a bank trail!

There is not one cent of credibility with him. I know what you’re all thinking, “Well Hailey isn’t any better, I hate her,” which is weird due to the fact that I have not lied about anything once. In fact my problem is that I’m too honest sometimes. Try and think of one time I lied about something in the media. ….still trying to think of something?

Jon pulled a publicity stunt with “our” apartment, (we split rent) claiming, “Hailey ransacked my apartment”. The NYPD ruled it was a publicity stunt by Jon. (Editor’s note: The NYPD did not issue a “ruling” but did not press charges against anyone.) That’s how he works. He was mad when I told him I couldn’t take it anymore and I was leaving.

He then asked me to sign a “Non-disclosure” agreement in December and said, “I’ll ruin you if you don’t.” Another threat… numerous threats made to me by him. He has made them not only to me but to his ex-wife as well. There’s proof of it all. You just say I learned a lot through all of this.

Well long story short I obviously didn’t sign it! Next thing I know I have the NYPD calling me. Anyway thank you NYPD for doing a long investigation and realizing once again it was another one of Jon Gosselin’s plans, due to him not getting his way. (Editor’s note: NYPD did not publicly blame Jon.) Hope he found that thousand-year-old family heirloom he claimed was smashed to the insurance company. Um guys, there was nothing like that in that apartment. Another LIE.

Boy oh boy I think that definitely added to the stress lines on my forehead. Lol.

I know there is a lot of hate towards me, which is understandable due to how the media and tabloids made me look. They really did do a doozey on me, that’s for sure!

For the record once again I had nothing to do with Jon and Kate’s breakup. Everyone seems to forget the girl before me, and seems to forget that my family allowed Jon to stay in their home when he claimed he had nowhere to live due to being separated.

Everyone is entitled to his or her own opinions, but don’t you think if I said anything, especially something like this, I would be sued if it weren’t true? Think about that. I know this is asking a lot of you (the public) but use your common sense already! STOP THE SHANNINAG THINKING! (sic)

I also want to add that there is a lot of hate towards Kate about her as a mother. I want to set the record straight by saying Kate is a great mother. She is a semi-single parent, which is truly hard with eight kids! Like I have said numerous times before, she gives those children structure and surrounds them in a stable, grounded environment, which is a necessity when growing up. She works extremely hard to support those kids and the lives they are accustomed to living.

The situation with Mady and her arm is she hurt it playing outside or something and Jon looked at that as the perfect opportunity to try and frame/extort Kate to get money. EVIL soulless human being! I feared him, to be honest.

All I have to say is you have no idea what went on behind the scenes!

I kept it all private.

You would all be SHOCKED. I figured I’d save this torture I went through and life lessons and all the real juicy crazy stuff the media did not get a hold of for a BOOK. It will make everything make more sense — time lines, evidence of time lines. Just the whole nightmare of this annoying, traumatic, hurtful Soap Opera, which encumbers so many lives around us with the media and public hating and talking so much smack that it made “nobodies” into” notorious”.

SUE ME if there’s not one true thing in the book it will be all 110% TRUE. I have kept all evidence and people, you would be SHOCKED!

What The Media Made Me, Hailey Glassman, A Regular Person:

A regular and “normal” 22 year old college girl enjoying her college years with good friends and always a good person, into this villain, a worldwide/household name overnight!

Dragged my name through the MUD (with false statements). The tabloids coming to my college at the time, Indiana University, and going around offering up cash money to anyone who can give them a “juicy” story on “Hailey Glassman”.

No fact checking at all. They couldn’t even fact check the easiest thing and get my age right. (Dumb asses)

Printed anything and everything, not caring if it was true or false.

Not knowing how any of the media worked back then I just hid and secluded myself from everyone and everything because I didn’t know who to trust of where to turn to but my family and, I thought, Jon. Didn’t know the side stuff he was doing to me (and the “real him” at the time) because I literally secluded myself. Lol It’s not funny but I try to always be positive and just makes me feel better I guess to laugh at things that hurt me. If that makes sense?

I’m just being brutally honest with all of you. I’m sharing my bare feelings with you all. This could of happened to anyone of you, your daughter, your cousin, your mom, your aunt, and your niece and I bet you’re sitting there thinking, ‘No, No, not me,’ but remember I stepped into this sh*t from him being a family friend and he then gets separated and calls my parents to tell them he has “nowhere to live”, plays victim, ”can I come.” They were kind enough to let him. We didn’t expect him to be how he truly is. We were ALL bamboozled guys (public). Let’s just leave it at that.

Look if you don’t like me fine, but you don’t know me. So what you saw ,college photos and took that reputation, ran with it and made me look like I ruined someone’s marriage. FALSE.

I think we all as a whole, the world, we are losing the fact of what “real news is.” I know you’re probably shocked I’m saying this. You all truly, none of you know me. U know of the cubby I have been cornered into and the image I was branded with. I know people make so much money on this tabloid crap magazines/websites etc, and everyone loves someone else’s misfortune, which is called Schadenfreude. If you don’t know what that means, it is a German word for the happiness of the misfortune of others. You can’t understand how one feels unless they have been through the ugly side of the media. I know it sounds like “whatever” but its true. The media the stress is a lot to deal with…

P.S. Not as dumb as you thought people…

Oh and yes p.s.s def check into Jon and whatever sh*t he is pulling on her now. Kate truly does stay quiet as much as I bet she wants to rip his head off and shove dog sh*t in his little grin of a smile….lol

This is the first time I ever wrote from my heart to the public just being real and getting the chance to speak to you all from my words, not a manger not some Telephone type of game.

Wow! Takes a second to really let all that sink in.

Okay, feel better? Great. Now, we have only one questions for Miz Hailey: WTF is “SHANNINAG”???

No, really! We have to know! It’s driving us nuts! We just can’t fathom what it could mean! Is that Homewrecker speak for shady???

Then, could you just shut the hole in your face? None of what you said made any difference to anyone, anywhere in the world, other than yourself.

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Oh hey, girls!

The Sisterly Saints Of Seaside Heights, also known as the cast of The Jersey Shore, went out for a girls day yesterday around town.

Snooki, JWOWW, Sammi Sweetheart and newbie Deena Nicole walked with fierceness as they headed towards the “G” part of their GTL routine.

Don’t they look EXACTLY like the girls of Sex & The City???

Ya know, if Charlotte was a doormat, Miranda had breast implants, Samantha punched people on the regular and Carrie had a liking for skulls!

Adorbs!

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Oh yea, we remember.

And Rachel Uchitel doesn’t take no for an answer!

After being denied from buying a $2 million condo, she kept searching, and now she’s found, and purchased, another $2 million condo in a very exclusive area in Manhattan.

Sources say that Uchitel purchased her new condo for the asking price, but what does she care? It’s all on Tiger’s dime anyway!

The homeowner’s association for her new building reportedly did not want her to move in, but unlike the previous building which refused to sell to her, it looks like these guys were all talk!

The word is that one of Rachel’s major motivations for purchasing this apartment was to have a place that would be well suited for a family to wreck.

Would U want Rachel Uchitel living in your building?

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Wow! There’s lots to be excited about!

Gossip singer Beth Ditto has opened up about her calling it quits with her former partner, Freddie, as well as her new relationship with her personal assistant, Kristin, and her plans to have a child!

She reveals:

“It was something that I kept hidden deep inside of me. But everyone knew. Even people are parties and clubs would be like, ‘When are they going to get together?’ There was always a little guilt inside of me because I felt I was cheating, but I never cheated. We never did anything. I dated Freddie for nine years, and I was always worried it was going to end. With Kristin I never worry about it ending, I just feel completely full and whole.”

“I want to do it when I’m 37. But I do want to go to the doctor in the next year and start taking it really seriously. Once these clothing lines are out I can take space and think about the baby.”

We think it’s smart that you’re giving yourself so much time to think about having a baby! Definitely not something you want to try and do on an impulse!

And best of luck in your new relationship, bb!

We’re thrilled that you sound so happy!

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Hilary Duff will be soon be making the trek to Pennsylvania a lot more often!

Her husband, pro hockey player Mike Comrie, signed a one-year contract with the Pittsburgh Penguins worth $500,000 (substantially less than the $1.25 million he earned last season with the Edmonton Oilers).

Why? Mike’s agent Ritch Winter says that his client agreed to sign because he believed it would help the team. What a good guy!

Less than a month ago, Hilary, 22, and Mike, who turns 30 on Sept. 11, got married at a private residence in Santa Barbara, Calif.

Friday Night Lights hunk Taylor Kitsch suits up in a naval officer uniform and heads to the Battleship set on Thursday (September 2) in Oahu, Hawaii.

Rihanna was also spotted on set while co-star Brooklyn Decker has been in New York City rooting on husband Andy Roddick in NYC at the US Open tennis tournament.

Rihanna’s new single “Only Girl (In The World),” was produced by Stargate, who produced her smash hits “Hate That I Love You” and “Don’t Stop the Music.” The song will premiere on Tuesday, Sept. 7, at 3AM PST/6AM EST. Stay tuned!

10+ pictures inside of Battleship stars Taylor Kitsch and Rihanna…

Getting back to work on her latest project, Kristen Stewart did her best to keep cool in the New Orleans heat as she prepares for scenes for her new film, “On the Road’” on Thursday afternoon (September 2).

According to a GossipCenter source on the scene, the Bella Swan babe left her Big Easy hotel with hunky co-star, Garrett Hedlund, as the pair headed off to rehearsals.

Once arrived on-set, Miss Stewart proceeded to puff on a cigarette and chomp down a banana before sitting down with the crew to go over her lines.

The sighting comes just after Kristen moved out of her shared Bel-Air abode with Robert Pattinson, as a real estate agent told E! Online: “They are no longer renting the home.”

Back to “On the Road”, the Walter Salles directed film is due out in 2011 and is about “a young man sets out to travel the roads and railways of America.”