We figured it would only be a matter of time.

Fellow ’80s icon Corey Feldman has responded to the tragic passing of his friend, Corey Haim.

“I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful, beautiful, tormented soul, who will always be my brother, family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.

Corey Feldman
“The Two Coreys”

So, so sad.

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Watch the clip (above) as Jimmy Fallon falls to the floor after a rousing game of make-a-martini-and-run! Chelsea Handler was deemed the winner by default, but all she really wanted to do was “promote her book.”

Despite the bleeding, Jimmy was fine and Miz Handler was HIGHlarious as usual!

This bad! This is really bad! This is so bad, we had no idea you even made this flick! When did this happen?!

This weekend, Uma Thurman’s new movie Motherhood debuted to dismal reviews and even worse box office numbers. The movie only brought in a little over $131!!! On Sunday, it was reported that only ONE PERSON paid to see the flick!

Yikes!

Then again, it didn’t do all that better here in the U.S. either. The DVD came out last week after it tanked at the box-office, only taking in a TOTAL of a little over $50,000 last October.

Thank whatever lucky star you want that you are in a Robert Pattinson flick now! It might just save your career!

Trying to get some attention again, are we?

Adrianne Curry took to her Twitter to express her thoughts on Corey Haim’s death. She Tweets:

“Corey Haim died.That is what happens when u cant grow the fuck up&kick the habit.sadly,most who start dont stop.A waste of beautiful life “

“Drugs dont kill people,people kill themselves w/drugs..party in their teens&continue2do so through their 20’s and 30’s, leading2death”

“it is a disease that addicts go into KNOWINGLY, as a former addict, I find it hard to feel sorry for those making bad choices”

“I feel no sympathy for the things I put myself through because of my own selfish stupidity..and I WAS selfish..soo selfish”

“I cared of nothing and cared for no one…all i wanted was a fix. I was a bad person”

“People may think I am insensitive,but I have been there.Was selfish&didnt care who I hurt or what I destroyed..I only cared about ME&drugs”

We’re not surprised by these comments coming from her.

What do U think?

P.S. CLICK HERE to “follow” Perez on Twitter!

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You don’t say?!

Madonna’s 23-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz has revealed that he likes to date older woman as he can never connect with girls his own age.

He says:

“When I was younger, I liked to go out with one after the other, but when I got older I needed just one cool girl. I always liked being in a relationship. It’s difficult to meet a young girl who has a mature head. So I dated mature, older women.”

“It’s really important that a woman has a spiritual life and an open mind. Beauty attracts me, but it’s not something I need. I have to feel I can trust a person. And there has to be humour. I’m a clown.”

Yes, indeed you are.

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We guess sequels RARELY work, even when it’s the theater!!

The sequel to the super successful musical Phantom of the Opera, called Love Never Dies, premiered last night in London’s West End, and the critics are not being kind!!!

Ben Brantley, of the New York Times, called it a “poor sap of a show (which) feels as eager to be walloped as a clown in a carnival dunking booth. If you don’t know the first Phantom, you will be very confused; if you do know the first Phantom, you will also be very confused.”

Benedict Nightingale, of The Times, wrote:

“Where’s the menace, the horror, the psychological darkness?”

However, if you can shut your brain off and just listen, some critics thought that Webber has done good on the music!!

Quentin Letts, of the Daily Mail, said:

“But if it is a miss, it is … a noble miss, noble because Lloyd Webber’s increasingly operatic music tries to lift us to a higher plane.”

And from the Telegraph, Charles Spencer says the tunes are “blessed with superbly haunting melodies and a yearning romanticism that sent shivers racing down my spine.”

Hmmm.

We didn’t expect too much from the plot. Once we heard there were three writers helping Webber write the story – which BIZARRELY puts the Phantom haunting the Coney Island fairgrounds ten years after the original – we figured the show’s only potential saving grace would be the music!!

What do U think?? Will U go see Love Never Dies??

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Of course you do!

After somehow nailing an internet entrepreneur (ie. $$$$$$$$$) for a fiance, Tara Reid is shamelessly spilling the deets of her own wedding!

Tara has tapped designer Rani Totman From St. Pucchi to custom-design her dress for the big day, which Terror is ecstatic over.

“There are no other dresses like hers; they’re so beautiful and so elegant and fantasy and pure beauty,” says Tara. “When you put it on you feel like such a girl and you feel beautiful; very fairytale.”

And why have one wedding ceremony when you can have two???

“We’ll have one in America and maybe one in Germany, or maybe just the party in Germany and the [wedding in] America,” mused the Z-lister.

Good thing her fiance is a wealthy dude – there’s no way Trashy Terror’s paycheck from Playboy would come close to covering the expenses!

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Not the other way around!

The two paps who tried to sneak in to The Bachelor wedding between Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney last month are both suing ABC claiming battery, false imprisonment and negligence!

They are also suing Next Entertainment and the security company present at the wedding, claiming that all 3 companies “breached their duty of reasonable conduct by attacking and detaining or authorizing the attack and detention.”

The security guards tackled the paparazzi team of Eric Brogmus and Maximiliano Lopes and locked them up, but they were released later with no pressed charges.

All this over the Bachelor wedding?! Stoopid!

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Gross!

Rush Limbaugh was on a call discussing New York Rep. Eric Massa and his potential replacement being chosen by Governor David Paterson and made a blatantly racist (and STOOPID) pun:

CALLER: I am reasonably sure that Paterson will be appointing the replacement, assuming that he, you know, doesn’t resign in the next 60 or 90 days.

LIMBAUGH: Let’s assume you’re right. So, David Paterson will become the massa –

CALLER: Yes.

LIMBAUGH: — who gets to appoint whoever gets to take Massa’s place. So, for the first time in his life, Paterson’s gonna be a massa. Interesting, interesting.

Listen to the call above if you can stomach hearing this idiot’s voice!

Considering the HUGE amounts of success the network has had with it’s original programming, we aren’t surprised they are giving us MORE MORE MORE!

The Bravo Network has announced that they will be adding a fifth night of new programming to their line-up. Highlights of the new stuff coming our way include more scripted-fun from Sex & The City god Darren Star, a docu-series following the life of choreographer Mia Michaels, and the network’s first stab at a musical competitive series.

All sounds good to us!

How about U?