Jessica Alba is coming up on her two-year anniversary with her husband Cash Warren and they couldn’t be happier. And she wouldn’t be able to say that if she didn’t ignore the tabloid “lies.”

The actress is positive that rumors linking her husband to Lindsanity via their tongues are absolutely false!

“Lindsay’s had to deal with this for so long,” said Jessica. “Everyone has to live their life, and that’s what people forget when you’re in this business – she’s really nice. We hang out and chat for hours about girl stuff.”

Like your hoarding over abundance of shoes?!

Alba and Warren are so fed up with the tabloids, they’re considering making a TV show about “the ridiculousness of tabloids.” Ew!

But things have changed now that she’s a mother! Alba’s priorities are elsewhere!

“When people wrote lies about me before I had [my daughter] Honor, I’d get upset or I’d get nauseous or I’d get angry or I’d want revenge,” she continued. “Now, it’s like, it’s just so ridiculous and it’s not even close to being the truth.”

Riiiiight.

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The classic TV series Gunsmoke is making its way to the big screen and two fine actors are in the running to the lead, Matt Dillion.

Sources confirm that Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds are the favorites to land the role, with Brad having a background in wold west flicks and Ryan being so damn hot right now, you would have to be an idiot not to consider him.

Still, we think we’d rather see Brad do some gun-slinging.

How about U?

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Looks all sweaty and seksi when they walk home together!

They also don’t stand a chance of losing their jobs on their hit TV show together. Who in their right mind would fire these two hotties?!

Anna Paquin and Steven Moyer were spotted leaving a Venice gym looking fit and happy yesterday afternoon!

Adorable!

When does True Blood start up again?!?!

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Divas!

Rihanna met up with Jennifer Lopez for a bit of lunch and wine in a private cabana while at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach over the weekend.

We love seeing two of our favorites hanging out – especially such ferosh women like Princess RiRi and J. Lo!

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The silicone must be starting to leak into her brain because girlfriend is making absolutely NO sense!

Heidi Montag was completely shocked as to why her mother would flip a shiz out over her daughter’s multiple plastic surgeries when the two finally met face to mutilated face, she is reportedly very “fragile.”

“I’m not in a great place right now. I was hysterical the whole time. It was so hurtful. My body really set back from recovering from all the crying, stress and that traumatic experience. My insides were just throbbing and pounding but I know it’s part of what I had to go through.”

Yes, because it must have been so easy for a mother to look at her daughter and see nothing but boobs and silicone at 23.

However, the world took a collective sigh of relief when it was comforted to know that Heidi has been healing with weekly massages, and is the “happiest I’ve ever been in my life.”

Okay, so you’re not in a great place, but also the happiest you’ve ever been? Is that what you say to the mirror when you feel like crying but can’t because your tear ducts don’t function properly anymore?

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The fateful day has come…

Dr. Conrad Murray will be arraigned at Airport Court in Los Angeles today on involuntary manslaughter charges in the death of Michael Jackson.

And the entire family will be there! Two escalades left the Jackson family home in Encino which held Joe, Katherine, Tito, Jermaine, Randy and La Toya Jackson.

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Well, this is sure to be one of the fastest marriages in history. They are almost giving Britney a run for her money!

Jordan Katie Price and Alex Reid were married four days ago on a trip to Las Vegas. It seems that that was the plan for the trip all along. Except someone wasn’t sent the memo about the wedding – Alex Reid!

Now he is trying to back out!!!

A source close to Alex says that his pal felt “pressured” and rushed into the marriage without time to consider ” all the implications.” Like being stuck with Katie permanently.

A rep for Katie was quoted saying that Katie did plan the nuptials herself while Alex was residing in the Big Brother house and that Alex had no idea about the “spontaneous” Vegas trip. That’s one way to trick your man into marrying him!

Chances are an annulment won’t go through and Katie will have yet another divorce settlement to deal with. Somewhere, right now, Peter Andre’s tears are drying and he is laughing his ass off!

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We love us some Portia de Rossi!!!

Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres is elegant, well-spoken, and looks GORGEOUS on the cover of The Advocate!!! We approve!!!

She also opens up QUITE a bit in the magazine’s interview:

On her battle with an eating disorder:
“Nobody can really get inside the anorexic’s mind like the anorexic. I abused my body. I had bulimia. I would use fen-phen.”

On the Marriage Equality Fight:
“I think it’s up to us to save marriage, up to gay people across the country, seeing as though we’re fighting for it so vehemently. This whole thing has been a wave of excitement and hope, and then it gently falls back into despair. And then it picks us up again. Unfortunately, we’re the ones who have to suffer this—this humiliation, really. There’s kind of a dignity that’s been stripped from us. Gay people are the ones who have to suffer through it—but without it, it won’t change.”

On an Arrested Development Movie:
“We all want a movie to happen. Just write it already!”

We can’t get over how lovely she is, and how grateful we are to have her speaking up about such important equal rights issues! What an inspiration!!

Not to mention how desperately we want to see an Arrested Development movie!! Long live Lindsay Bluth Fünke!!!

Out of what left field did you come from, Cameron?!

Sources are suggesting that while in Miami this weekend, Cameron Diaz and Yankee shortstop Alex Rodriguez hooked up!

The two were seen getting “cozy” and dancing the night away at a pre-Super Bowl party at the W Hotel. Witnesses say that the couple looked like they were having a “great” time together, as Cameron was “grinding on A-Rod” and acting very “fun and flirty.”

There’s an image we’re glad we didn’t see!

Anyone else feel like this is a MAYJAH downgrade from Kate Hudson?

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A remake of a remake?

And only FIVE years after Angelina Jolie’s and Brad Pitt’s take on Mr. and Mrs. Smith?

Hollywood is really running out of ideas.

Rumors has it that Fox is developing a new script for Mr. and Mrs. Jones, which wouldn’t be a sequel to Mr. and Mrs. Smith but rather another story about two different people who are paired up as a fake married couple after leaving the spy academy.

But will anyone care if there’s no Brad and Angie?

They would need to cast some serious names for this to work — the Brangelina HAWTness factor is a hard one to beat!

Who do U think should be cast as Mr. and Mrs. Jones?

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