This is NOT an April Fool’s joke.

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We told all y’all bitches it was true!

And, yes, there was tongue.

Lots of it!

P.S. John Mayer is so clearly obsessed with Perez. How cute!

Britney Spears shows off her rockin’ bod in this new Candie’s promotional poster for her upcoming spring Candie’s campaign.

“I had so much fun shooting the Candies for Kohl’s campaign,” the 27-year-old mother-of-two recently said. “My favorite set-up was against the gigantic wall of pink cotton candy.”

A voicemail left my Britney was recently leaked–she was fearful of losing her kids ot her father.

WHAT DO YOU THINK of Britney’s new Candie’s ad — HOT or NOT?

Always up for a little fun in the sun, Pamela Anderson spent the day at a Malibu beach with a gal pal on Wednesday afternoon (March 31).

Fixated on mending what looked like a pair of board shorts, the buxom blonde basked up the rays while her companion flipped the bird at nearby paparazzi.

In related news, Pammie recently announced that she’ll be teaming up with designer Richie Rich for a line of environmentally-friendly fashion.

With Miss Anderson attending Richie’s fashion show in Miami over the past weekend, the two will be creating a line that’s “vegan and features leather-free shoes and casual clothes, including hooded tops, skirts and swimwear for the new Muse brand.”

Talking about the line, Pam says: “I really don’t like to wear clothes. I would rather go naked. But I love Richie’s designs, so I agreed to be part of Muse.”

Boosting sales at her own shop, Kim Kardashian was spotted making a few purchases at the Dash boutique in Calabasas on Tuesday (March 31).

After finishing up at her store, the “Keepin Up witht he Kardashians” cutie then went over to the Westfield Mall in Woodland Hills for another round of retail therapy.

Meanwhile, Kim recently received a little flack for her recent Complex magazine photo shoot, in which untouched photos showed off a cellulite.

Coming to the E! reality star’s defense was Playboy beauty Holly Madison, who said, “Kim looks amazing. She’s a gorgeous girl, and she’s got nothing to hide!”

Following what was a headline-stirring previous day, Whitney Port was spotted out for a solo stroll in Soho on Tuesday afternoon (March 31).

The always-stylish MTV reality starlet chatted on her cell phone with coffee in-hand, glancing over at following paparazzi as she took care of the day’s errands.

As previously reported by Gossip Girls, Miss Port spent the previous afternoon on a romantic outing with on/off boyfriend Jay Lyon.

Whitney and her model beau recently split up, though the two sure seemed to have gotten past their differences – which comes as no surprise, as Jay previously told press: “I think it was early for our relationship to end.”

Jason Statham takes a dip in the ocean to cool off from the hot LA sun in Malibu CA on Saturday (March 28).

The 36-year-old British action star recently missed a chance to work with rapper 50 cent. The hip hop artist dropped out of an upcoming film, The Expendables, which Jason will star in along with Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, and Jet Li.

The movie, expected to be released in 2010, is about a team of mercenaries sent to South America to overthrow a dictator.

Whitney Port should expect a pack of fuming teenage girls outside her front door any day now!

The Hills & The City star had a few choice words regarding the Twilight hype.

She says, “I haven’t read the books, but I saw the movie… I thought the movie was really bad.”

Ouch!

Although she trashed the film itself, Port can’t get enough of Twilight hunk extraordinaire, R-Patz!

“I love whatever his name is … Robert. I think he’s so good-looking and handsome,” Whitney gushed.

Although Port this R-Patz is “good-looking and handsome”, she has no love for his Twilight co-star, Kristen StewTWAT. “She’s OK. She seems so serious, like she’s so one-dimensional,” says Whitney. “I think [StewTWAT and Pattinson] have good chemistry … I just didn’t think the acting was so good.”

Waiting for the backlash in 3, 2, 1…

[Image via WENN.]

After the success of her line of accessories, it’s no surprise that Nicole Richie will now add shoe designer to her fashion resume.

Teaming up with the manufacturers of Modern Vintage shoes and Earnest Sewn jeans and slated for a spring 2010 launch, Nicole will have creative control during every step of the 20 shoe styles she is designing.

Business partner Rick Cytrynbaum said Nicole is “totally devoted to this, and we’re creating a whole lifestyle around her aesthetic and what is true to her.”

The Nicole Richie lifestyle????

How would U describe that?

[Image via WENN.]

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony greet and kiss a fan’s baby as they leave Cecconi’s restaurant in Beverly Hills on Monday (March 31).

The 39-year-old J.Lo is wearing a black Thomas Wylde “La Cruz” top, studded Streets Ahead belt, Christian Louboutin sandals and a studded Valentino “Petale” tote.

J. Lo and Marc, who have 1-year-old twins, just got back from Japan.

While in Tokyo, Lopez talked about her babies saying, “they just come first. Everything kind of just comes after that. Their happiness and that everything is ok, that’s the most important thing.”

Imbibing in a much-needed afternoon of retail therapy, Christina Aguilera headed out on a West Hollywood shopping spree on Tuesday (March 31).

The “Genie In a Bottle” babe was accompanied by a gal pal on this particular day, first heading over to one of her favorite spots, Fred Segal.

After finishing up at the trendy West Hollywood boutique, Aguilera then made her way to the Agent Provocateur shop, picking up some sexy lingerie for a little fun at home with hubby Jordan Bratman.

The day’s store-hopping excursion follows quite the weekend for Christina, as she was busy dressing up in a leopard-print suit to sing happy birthday to Perez Hilton at his Viper Room birthday bash this past Saturday night.