If you’re not cutting the right kind of line, then Kate Moss doesn’t know who you are!

Even if you’re Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes!

Although the incident occurred a year ago, the offense still burns in Cokate’s brain. Which is saying a lot because she usually can’t remember what happened the night before.

Says Moss, of her unpleasant run-in with TomKat at the Met Costume Institute Gala last May:

“…we stood in line for an hour or something to say hello to the meet and greet in the receiving line. Donatella is in front of us, and Francesco Clemente was behind us with his wife, who I knew from back in the day. And we’re going, I can’t believe this. You can’t smoke. You can’t have a drink.

When we got to the receiving line, this lady came up and said, “We’re sorry, they’ve all gone to their tables.” We were like, What? Tom and Katie just walked right up to the front, and we were like, Who the fuck are they? They’re not even in fashion!

If we were Crazy Eyes Cruise, we’d be sure not to cross a smoke-and-drink deprived Cokate. An hour without a vice is like an eternity for her!

TomKat best avoid this year’s Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs ball hosted by Miss Moss. Bitch will cut them with a credit card faster than Tommy can scream “Harder, Xenu!”

[Images via WENN.]